Saturday 27 April 2013

Fuck Literature


Fuck Lit
(for and after Kathleen Kenny)


Buggering Baudelaire,
Nailing Neruda
Consummating Catullus
Plunging into Plath.

Humping Hughes
Shagging Shelley
Screwing Sappho
Rimming Rimbaud.

Going down on Ginsberg
Handing it to Homer
Fingering Frost
Banging Byron.

Fucking Ferlinghetti
Boning Barker
Wanking Whitman
Holing Hopkins

Led by my dick -tionary
The pen is mightier than the sword
All these dodo darlings
Done to death by doing.

Fornicating
Copulating 
Getting laid
Bumping uglies
Horizontal hokey pokey
Making the beast with two backs
Jumping bones
jumping the gun,
Drilling for come
Sending the purple helmet into the trenches
Making a meat Curtain call
parking the porpoise
burying the sausage
burying the beef bayonet
burying the javelin
parting the red sea
Giving the dog a bone
hot dogging  the old buns
mining with the meat shaft
hiding pedro
pipe cleanin
earthing the worm
Slamming the snake
Dunking the doughnut
Slipping a length
Getting your leg over
Hiding the Salami

Plugging
Balling
Double bagging
Injecting beef
Pounding punanni
The old in out
Riding the flagpole
Slap and tickle
Rock and Roll
Rooting
Tapping Ass
Burying the Bishop
Nookie
Having sex with
Making love
Making babies
Bump and grinding
Harpooning tuna


Led by my dick- tionary
The pen is mightier than the sword
All these dodo darlings
Done to death by doing.

Fuck Literature
And all its cock and bull.

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